You sit in the room waiting for who knows what. You see the room is actually a storage room, and that it is full of different sized boxes, some of them new, and some with a blanket of dust. You look around the room for any hints of what might come next. You only find a simple graphic tee with a smiling computer on it, and some jeans, not too baggy, but not overly skinny. There were also shoes, with red and blue checkers all over them. You think it's weird that these things are in a place like this, but you decide to take a closer look. They're your size, and when you pick up the shirt, a note falls out.

To _____,

Mew might want to get dress furr this. ;33

--Nepeta

Get dressed for what? You sigh and get dressed for whatever your kitty friend wants you to do. Surprisingly, everything fits perfectly. How Nepeta does this type of stuff, you dare not question. You haven't seen Equius around her lately, is he busy? You decide that most of your friends will remain a mystery until a later time. Once you're finished getting dressed, you walk over to the door again. You try to pry it open, but it doesn't work. You try to throw boxes at it, but THAT doesn't work. You kick it. It doesn't even budge.

Finally, as a last resort, you turn the door knob.

That little fucker opens.

Damn it.

Anyways, you walk out, looking around. Nepeta isn't anywhere in sight, but there's a hairbrush on the ground, with another note.

To _____,

You must prepare yourself for such and FINTASTIC occasion. Use this!!

Feferi

You stare at the note. So Feferi is helping Nepeta with this?? You brush your hair, looking around for more clues. There's a note with deodorant.

To _____,

This will be needed for your e%qusite event.

Equius

WAIT. Is everybody in on this? And deodorant? Why does Equius have WOMEN'S deodorant? You apply it, brushing off the creepiness factor, and search for the next note and hopefully less creepy note with the item. Soon enough, you find a note along with hair accessories.

To _____,

I Hope That You Find Great Use In These Items. I Gathered All The Accessories That Match The Clothing Nepeta Chose For You.

Kanaya

Oh, well. That's signifigantly less creepy. You've never really talked to Kanaya all that much, but that's surprisingly nice of her. You grab two of the many that you like and clip them into your hair, to keep the bangs that have grown out over the past year, away from your face. You go on, finding notes and items, sometimes random tips and advice. Why are they even doing this? It's so stupid. Are they playing games with you? You swear if they are, you will be so done. So very done.

Soon, the notes become thinner and thinner, and the only note that you haven't seen yet was one from Sollux. You see that this is a doorless hallway, all except the last door of the end. You walk to it, and see a single note on the ground. You look at it, knowing it's from Sollux. Should you pick it up? Of course you should.

Dear _____,

If you're reading this, then you should actually be opening the door.

Sollux

You glance up at the door, thinking about what could be behind it. Since when did he get out there without you hearing him? Anyways, you open the door and see Sollux standing there, twidling his thumbs as if he was nervous for something. Was there news of the Condesce.. or was it..? No, it couldn't be a date. It.. couldn't be, right? Right? Sollux noticed your presence, mouth twitching up into an attemped cool smile when he turned to you.

Sollux looked to ____ and smiled at her. "You look great."

You look down at yourself and nod, "Yeah. appearently everyone else got this ready for me."

He nodded, and smiled, "Thall we Thtart?" He scowled at his lisp. You blushed slightly and followed him to where ever he was taking you. Sollux glanced back at you, noticing you were staring and asked, "Do you like what you thee?" He grinned and winked at you, regainning his normal arrogance. You blink at him, and realize he's trying to calm you down too.

"In your dreams, Captor!~" You grin, walking ahead of him with an extra hip swish right in front of him. It, needless to say, got him into a uppity mood.

"Oh, like it wath in yourth?" He asked, grabbing your hand and pulling you to look at him. He was... closer than what most normal people would be. Your face flushed a bright pink, and he smiled.

"I wasn't dreaming about a double-douche like you." You say, playing on his pride. To say his pride was played with, was an understatment though. Now he was actually a bit ticked, but he wouldn't let you win against him.

"Thaying that meanth you don't get the double dongth." He snickers, watching your reaction. Your eyes widen in shock.

"You WHAT? HOW CAN YOU HAVE-" You get interupted by him when he snickers and says something pretty surprising.

"You know thith place right? Both of our familieth came here together when we were younger." You look at him, still riled up from his earlier comment, and burst out again.

"Of course I know! Now tell me HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE DOUBLE DICKS?!" He blinks, then laughs at your flustered face.

"Thecretth that I ca-" You interrupt him, "DO YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE TWO!? I MEAN fklnldfghghg;jddFSGDFGDHJGDHRHL:GFF:LHKS{PEREW":RWREGPEGE" You spazz because like HELL you've ever even THOUGHT about this stuff. Let alone Sollux! "FS>DFHAERRJPRE HOW GLGLsFGUI-" He interupts you.

His lips meet yours, the warmth was surprising yet comforting to you. Sollux licked your bottom lip, asking for entrance. You hesitantly oblige and he explores your mouth, tasting every bit of you. You try to gain control, if even for a moment, both of your tongues rolling against each other, but in the end, Sollux won the dominance. Not that you mind, really.

# Stupid Games 17by ~Hirie-nee-chan

 Literature / Characters & Settings / Contemporary / Profiles ©2012-2013 ~Hirie-nee-chan
Sollux. Sollux. SOLLUX STOP STARING AT HER ASS.
Sloppy make outs, bitches.

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1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
*glances at door then comments out loud* Nah I'd rather not~! *walks away* <-- This was the first thought that came to mind when reading that XD
1 day ago  Student General Artist
XD perfect.
1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Right? I can just imagine the looks on everyone's faces XD
8 hours ago  Student General Artist
It would be amazingly perfect
2 minutes ago  Hobbyist General Artist
It would XDXDXDXD
3 days ago  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
"The little fucker opens."
XDD
Laughingmyassoffsohardrightnow.
EE-
-dies-
3 days ago  Student General Artist
<33 I'm glad you laughed your ass off, because I did writing it :3
3 days ago  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hooray for assless people X3
2 days ago  Student General Artist
YEAHHHH WE WILL RULE THE ASSES
2 days ago  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
WITH AN IRON BUTT-
I'mgettingtooexcited