I stalked up behind my to lover furiends and squealed in delight. They're sooooo cute togefur that I couldn't help it! ____ jumped up like a scaredy cat! Ufufufu!~ She looked at me blushing a furrious shade of red and asked me, "W-why'd you sneak up on us?" I giggled, giddy from my ship finally sailing furr speed ahead!
"Well, I set mew two up of course! The both of mew would have never even held hands if it weren't furr me! And anymew, I brought you two here to show you the cafe down the trail. The cafe is called "Madame's Brew" it has infurnet that has the furrstest connection on the islands! They also sell tickets to the amewsment purrk furrther down the trail. To be honest, they sell it cheapurr than anywhere else on the island." I point in the direction of the Cafe and wave to them.
"But how do you know about all of thith?" Sollux asks, the silly pussy-cat.
"Isn't it obvious? I've set plenty of my furriends up right here." I grin mewsteviously and turn around to hit somefurring rock hard. Or some one who's rock hard. "Equius?! What are mew doing here?"
"I figured that mare girlfriend was hay-re." He said, before he noticed Sollux and _____ behind me. At that moment, he furroze. We've been keeping this a secret furr a while meow.
"Um.... Wait.. OH!" _____ leaped up, realizing what Equius meant. Was she really that slow at furrnding out about the joke and purrting two and two togefur? "You guys are together?"
"I.. we... Nepeta and I are both together.. Yes." Equius shuffled, nervous for their, or my, reaction.
"Well, finally you two got together. Itth been forever. Karkat, Gamzee, Vriska, Feferi, and I were all placing betth." Sollux grinned, high furving Equius, but then gasping at his hand. _____ came up to me and tackled hug me.
This is AWESOME. You didn't know Nepeta and Equius were a thing, so this was the coolest thing EVER. You're almost as excited as Feferi usually is. You hug Nepeta while Sollux and Equius awkwardly watch, waiting for both of you to stop the shipping fest. Soon enough, you get up, pulling her with you. Nepeta grabs Equius's arm and waves bye to you as she goes off to probably tell everybody else about them. Most likely because you and Sollux found out, everyone else should too.
Sollux looks to you amused and grabs your hand, leading you to the cafe. The path was filled with flowers, trees, and every type of shrubbery you could imagine. Sollux filled you in on the current events, and where exactly you were. It turns out you are near Hawaii, but not part of the state. In fact, it's an uncharted island that hides, for the use of the rebellion. It has been here years, aparrantly. Mituna is now 6, and Sollux thinks he should set up a school for all of the kids here. Of course, Karkat's oldest brother, Kliens, has taken that role and is setting it up for them.
Once you both reach the cafe, the door opens in front of you, with a woman clad in a cat suit, with a man in the background wearing super high pants. They sit you both down and give you menus to choose from. Nobody else is in the cafe, so presumably its not well known? Or is it rented out or something? Eh, what does it matter? This is awesome!
"Hello there my little kittens!" You were about to say 'Hey Nepeta', but you had to do a double take. That is definetly not Nepeta. "I'll be your hostess and waitress! My little cub, Nepurrta told me you two would purrfer to not have others watching while mew're with each other!" ...Now you know where Nepeta gets all of her cat puns. Holy crap. Sollux had his mouth agape, and was in awe for a moment. "Holy thhit.. Kliens, Ophelia? When did you two get back?"
Kliens chuckled, "Actually, just a few hours ago. Nepeta found out we were back, and quite literally pounced on us to get the chance to ask us to do this for her. Now, before we go any farther, Ophelia, we need to properly introduce ourselves." She smirked, "Oh, yes.. I furrgot to do that! Hey there, I'm Ophelia, Nepeta and Meulin's older sister." You smile, her enthusiasm being rapidly contagious. "I'm _____! Nice to meet you Ophelia."
Kliens nodded at you, a soft smile never leaving his face. "Hello. I'm Kliens, Karkat and Kankri's older brother."
Woah woah, WHAT. "Karkat and Kankri's older brother? Yet you haven't cursed nor have you went on about kid problems? Holy crap, It's a real pleasure to meet you." Kliens laughed, shaking his head, "And I'm the only one of us that can cook. I'll be your chef tonight." You smile, and you see Sollux is smirking at them. You'll have to ask him later about why he was so surprised that they were here. "Here, let me guide you to your table."
She leads you two to your table, which was a wall table. She handed over a couple of menus, and curtsied with her apron on her kitty suit. Kliens had already headed for the kitchen, and you could see the two of them talking in the kitchen. "Tho, what do you think of them? Pretty thhocking for Kk'th older brother, and..Well, that'th expected for AC'th thith, though." You snicker, and nod. "Yeah. And they seem to be really awesome."
Sollux smiled, and opened his menu. "They're conthidered the leaderth of over half of the operathionth. Pretty cool, huh?" You nod and see a strawberry shortcake with some kind of sprinkles on top of it. It looks like it was tore from a piece of cloud, and stole a bit of heaven with it. It's called 'Strawberry Dreams'. Seems fitting. You see Sollux eyeing a honey covered flan. Gosh dang it, they both look amazing.
Some how, with Ophelia's feline senses, she notices you two are ready to order. "So, ____, Pawlux, what do you two want to devopurr?" Sollux points at his flan, "The honey flan thing." She eyed Sollux, "It's name purrease." Sollux rolled his eyes, ".... Flantathtic Hunny." You nearly burst into laughter at how ridculous it sounded, especially with his lisp. She seemingly purred out, "Good. How about you, _____?" You smirk at her, "Strawberry Dream, please." You say it as if you were swooning over the man of your dreams, which just so happens to be sitting right infront of you.
Afterwards, she leaves the two of you alone, and to your surprise she comes right back out with the two desserts. She winks and answers the unasked question, "Yes, Nepeta already told us what mew two would prefurr. That's why we enlarged those purctures so mew two would want them!" Sollux flusters up and you facepalm. Nepeta is "stalkerish" as stated by more than a few of your friends.
You and Sollux ate your delicious treats and thanked your patrons for the service, namely for livening up the awkward moments when they would arise. Now, Sollux wraps his hand around yours and pulls you down a small path as Ophelia and Kliens wave goodbye disappearing into the brush of the island. Sollux doesn't say anything while both of you walk silently through the jungle-like path way. Finally, both of you break through the foliage and see a large amusement park, titled "Pyrotechnic Pirates". You turn to Sollux with a confused look, and he pretty much shrugs.
You both venture in, and it's almost completely abandoned. Everything is in perfect condition, even the impossibly large roller coaster, which you pray Sollux doesn't want to ride because that would be way to high for you to handle. Though, when you look over, you see Sollux is grinning at it like a little kid at a candy stand. You contemplate the pros and cons of this devastating situation. The cons would be your entire life flashing before your eyes, puking, crying, and probably dying by being launched 9,000,000,000,000 yards somewhere and end up barely alive. The pros would being able to brag that you one upped Sollux at his own game.
You'll go ahead and ride it.
Bragging is totally worth it.
Sollux looks at you and teases, "_____~~_______~~~ Letth ride thith. You're not thcared, right?" He snickers and you give him a good whap on the head, in which he gives a pout over. Instead of arguing about the situation, you go ahead and run ahead of him to the ride.
"Catch'cha later, Captor!" You yell behind you, causing this little game to being.
He rushes behind you, as you still aren't up to par from being out for a hell of a long time, and tries to tackle you. You dodge, laughing, and make it to the line first. "You know, ______ if you don't get thick on thith ride I have thomething outrageouth to thow you!" You swear to god if it's his double dicks you're going to cut a bitch.
"And what is the 'thomething outrageouth?" You imitate him, climbing into the ride and panting from all of the running, and he sits down beside you. He puts on his arrogant smile and whispers.
"It'th a thecret, my thweet little honey-bee."